People casually calling Chris Evans ‘Captain’ is my new favorite thing. [x]
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just